On Oprah

Need a homeloan to buy a yacht?
I dance a gelatine breeches
As seen on Oprah;
Have a quick look.

Want to use a homeloan to buy a ferrari?
I found the solution the first time
I wish I would've found it before
I can't even start to think of that.

Need to use a homeloan to buy a webcam chick?
Want a homeloan to buy a booky?
I found the solution the first time
On Oprah.